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Name: Mike Birthday: 3/25/1980 Gender: Male
Interests: I enjoy Teddy Grahams and Bob Evans. But not eaten together as far as I know I love playing basketball, roller hockey, and softball. I find repetition to be extremely humorous. I'm very spontaneous and therefore I enjoy people who can also drop the reins once in a while. I love roadtrips and concerts. I wear hoodies a lot. One thing I would love to do is drop everything and drive across the country with a car full of close friends and just take in creation. I love the month of October and I love summertime at night. Guilty pleasures include Dawson's Creek, Phil Collins, and the Chicago Cubs.
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| This marks the first time I have ever gotten out of seeing a movie at the theater and immediately wanting to stay in my seat and watch it all over again right then and there. It was phenomenal. | | |
| These are true news bits from Relevant Magazine's website--I saved several of them simply for the comic gold that they are. See new ones at www.relevantmagazine.com Enjoy! At an ape research center in Iowa, primates are being taught to understand English through the use of symbols and button-pressing. Scientists are marveling at the breakthrough, but we've seen how this ends, and it's not pretty ...5/31/07 | 8:27 AM A man has been charged with stealing $250,000 worth of Skittles after he took a truck that was carrying the tasty cargo. It's officially the most delicious crime ever committedScientists say that the bones of a tiny "Hobbit-like" person found on an Indonesian island are in fact that of an entirely new species, not a deformed human. The tiny bones were rumored to be wearing a strange gold ring around its neck ...1/30/07 | 2:32 PMState officials in New Hampshire are cracking down on pollution, and not even balloon-toting children are safe. Officials will now issue a fine of $250 per balloon that is released into the air. Though the bill does not penalize "accidental" releases, some members of the local House thought the measure was a little obsessive, prompting one representative to ask, "Do we now get balloon police?" The anwer: "Yes, moohahaha" ...3/22/07 | 8:30 AMA creative film troupe has turned the campy 1991 film Point Break into a stage production. In the original Keanu Reeves film, Johnny Utah, a retired college football-turned-cop teams up with Angelo Pappas (Gary Busey) to catch a gang of surfing bank robbers. In Point Break LIVE! the play, each night an audience member is chosen to play the lead with the help of cue cards. The director said the idea was to capture the clueless essence of Reeves. Gary Busey will not be allowed to attend for numerous safety reasons ...1/26/07 | 11:53 AMInvestigators believe that rogue computer experts in Eastern Europe are behind a new high-tech crime spree that uses " zombie computers" to rip off Internet companies. By planting small programs in innocent users' computers, the criminals make unwitting net-surfers' systems aid in the crimes. Though dangerous for online companies, "zombie computers" are much less scary than they sound and are not a nightmarish half-breed of robotic monsters A town in Louisiana is cracking down on crime ... and "saggy pants." The Cajun-country town of Delcambre will issue $500 fines and up to six months in jail for wearing pants that show undergarments. Even the councilman who originally introduced the bill, which was supposed to be just a $25 penalty, thought the fine was a little steep (he said as he pulled up his pants) ...6/14/07 | 08:13New Orleans electro-rockers Mute Math will appear on the Transformers movie soundtrack, performing their version of the famous robots' theme song. Now, it's up to Hasbro to make a robot that turns into a Keytar ...6/14/07 | 09:23Russian President Vladimir Putin now claims that Russia owns the North Pole and its vast amounts of oil, gas and minerals. He claims that Russian scientists have found a hidden, underwater ridge linking the two regions. The United States’ official response was, "Oh, yeah! Well, we own the moon!" ...6/28/07 | 02:15The Guardian has released this alphabetized list of the "1,000 Films to See Before You Die." The entire Vin Diesel catalogue was curiously left off the list ...6/28/07 | 03:12The Legend of Zelda has been named the top video game of all time by Edge gaming magazine. The magazine polled readers and industry experts to compile the list of the top 100 games of all time. Other games in the top 10 included Super Mario 64, Halo, Tetris, Final Fantasy XII and Half Life 2. The list left many gamers scratching their heads, asking, "Where the heck is Yo! Noid?" ...7/2/07 | 10:52Actual headline: " Giant badgers terrorise Iraqi port city" (it's from Australia, hence the spelling of "terrorise"). Here's a quote: "[The area] has now been gripped by a scary rumour—giant badgers are stalking the streets by night, eating humans." Now that is scary ...7/11/07 | 08:25A skateboarding rooster! It is truly a good news day ...8/9/07 | 11:20A man in Marion, Iowa, got quite the surprise when he answered a knock at his door, only to be punched in the face by a clown. Apparently they're no longer content with cream pies ...10/10/07A new study from Indiana University suggests that chocolate milk may be as effective as Gatorade at replenishing the body after exercise. Because when you're hot, sweaty and winded, what sounds better than a big carton of dairy? ...10/12/07 | 08:42Software maker Oracle has offered to buy BEA Systems for $6.66 billion. We're not even sure what BEA Systems or Oracle do, but it is safe to assume they are developing some sort of software chip that will be implanted into consumers that will be required for all transactions ...10/12/07 | 01:57Researchers asked Britons what they would do if they had just one hour before an asteroid destroyed the earth. The majority, 54 percent, said that they would spend it with loved ones; just three percent said they would turn to prayer. Even a smaller percentage said they would join a team of rag-tag oil drillers on a mission into space to stop the pending Armageddon ...10/12/07 | 02:2030 Rock fans may want to check out Alec Baldwin on Inside the Actor's Studio tonight. The legendary actor will discuss his role in the critically acclaimed sitcom, upcoming projects and often-forgotten 1995 action hit Mercury Rising, a film James Lipton refers to as "the greatest film made by humans, ever" ...10/22/07 | 08:34Headlines don’t get much better than this: " Small Town Overcome By Mysterious Ape Sightings." That’s the kind of headline that later becomes one awesome made-for-TV thriller ….11/14/07 | 10:08If this isn’t a national news story, we don’t know what is: "42-foot-tall Inflatable Snowman Stolen." Police are looking for a furry, green man with a heart two sizes too small …12/5/07 | 05:20Apparently, there’s some sort of mythical monster roaming neighborhoods in the Carolinas. Here’s the headline: "Mystery Beast Kills Animals in S.C." Although no one is sure what the beast is, we have our theories 12/13/07 | 09:43The Mets are sore losers. After allowing fans to vote on the eighth inning sing-along, millions of people voted for Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up." Now the Mets are saying that doesn't reflect the actual will of the fans, and that the song will be decided by fan response during games at Shea. Lame. After disappointing news like this, only one thing can cheer us up If British Prime Minister Gordon Brown follows through on his plan to revoke a 1701 law forbidding Catholics from taking the throne, the rightful king of England will be a 74-year-old German man. This could cause the biggest royal mixup and wackiest hijinks since the ascension of King Ralph.A man in New Zealand was arrested for using a hedgehog as a weapon. The man allegedly hurled the hedgehog at a 15-year-old boy, hitting him in the leg. It's unknown if the hedgehog had an accomplice, though a two-tailed fox was spotted fleeing the scene A West African "miracle fruit" has been found to temporarily rewire taste buds, making everything taste sweet for nearly an hour after eating one of the berries. Lonely scientists are working around the clock to find a way to use the berries to eradicate the bitter taste of loneliness and rejection ...5/29/08 | 09:24A few months back, Universal and Hasbro announced a partnership to turn classic board games into movies (there can be only one Jumanji, thank you very much). Turns out their first project is Ouija, based on Hasbro's mass-marketed tool of the black arts. It's going to be directed by Michael Bay, so expect the Ouija board to be played by Nicolas Cage ...5/29/08 | 09:26Finally giving credit where credit is due, the city of Milwaukee is erecting a statue of The Fonz of Happy Days fame. In all likelihood, the statue will stand for a few years and then slowly be replaced by a younger, more popular statue of Scott Baio ...5/27/08 | 03:44We can all rest easy. It looks like the Leaning Tower of Pisa is safe for at least another 300 years. The iconic tower was stabilized in 2001, and a recent inspection deemed it stable for another several centuries. That means hundreds of years into the future, tourists will be able to take photos where they pretend to be holding the tower up ...5/28/08 | 11:28The two greatest threats to humanity, robots and monkeys, have merged. Oh well. We had a good run ...5/28/08 | 01:14Mothers be warned: A new study shows that energy drinks are associated with increased risk taking. Other side effects often include a sudden affinity for being "extreme," "radical" or "outrageous" as well as an overwhelming desire to participate in the X Games ...5/28/08 | 04:41 | | |
| Moshi moshi! so it's been a long break, but it's blog time. except as i type this sentence, i am completely forgetting everything it was that i was going to write about. hmmm...wait, oh yeah....no, nevermind.. umm...how bout them cubbies? ok, i'll come back when i remember what i was going to talk about. worst...blog....ever. | | |
| Is "purity" a good or bad word to you? Or does it depend on the context? If we're talking about drinking water, we want it absolutely pure. We'll spend a couple of bucks for a small bottle. (Who knew you could bottle water and people would actually buy it?) But what about moral purity? For many Christians today, that idea is outdated and unimportant. But why do we treat our eternal souls with less care than our very temporary bodies? Please don't turn the page just yet. We have come out of an era of intense legalism in Bible-believing churches in America. A half-century ago there was regular preaching against smoking, drinking, dancing, cussing, and other dastardly deeds. Back in those days, church leaders narrowly defined morality for all, and demanded conformity. There was a clear checklist of what it meant to be a "good Christian." Thankfully that era is gone, at least for now. Legalism leads to spiritual death. It reduces discipleship to a list of do's and don'ts that are easily achievable and ignores the weightier matters like justice and mercy. The external standards can be achieved without a change of heart or real faith for that matter. It makes slaves of its adherents, inevitably produces self-righteousness, and ultimately turns others away from God. Paul called it "another gospel," and severely condemned it. But when legalism is thrown off, another equally destructive demon can come to fill its place. Scripture calls it lawlessness or "license." What it means is this: each person sets the rules for himself--and there aren't (m)any. The main theme is, "Nobody is going to tell me what to do." It's about personal freedom to indulge desires without interference from anyone--even God. This is not a new problem. Jude put it like this in the first century: "For certain men...have secretly slipped among you. They are godless men, who change the grace of our God into a license for immorality and deny Jesus Christ our only Sovereign and Lord" (Jude 1:4, NIV). Today it plays out like this. when some topic of morality or social practice comes up among Christians, the first reaction is, "We don't want to be legalistic." End of discussion. So we're definitely not legalistic, but we're often not very holy either. The result has been documented by George Barna's research--there is no discernable difference in the lifestyles of Christians and non-Christians today. None, zilch, nada. Even our divorce rate measures up. The Deceiver has a slick plan. He convinces us that holiness is sterile and out of touch. In reality, holiness is wholeness. It is emotional health. The Devil wants us to believe ideas of personal righteousness are outdated--that we've moved past that. If that's true, are we moving the right direction? And so we become very casual about alcohol and language and entertainment. Is it really good that profanity and sex in movies doesn't even faze us? Jesus never isolated Himself from those with immoral lifestyles, but He was pure, and totally good. The Devil also distorts God's most wonderful gift of grace. He convinces us that we're under grace so we don't need to be concerned with sin. That must grieve God. Grace is what we need when we violate the Law of God. That's why grace is so important, why it cost God so much, and why we want to take it seriously, not lightly. (Romans 6:1-4). The Christian walk of purity has two ditches running along either side. Legalism on the one side and License on the other. Wander too close to either shoulder and you will likely end up in deep weeds. Legalism will steal your joy, License will eventually rob your faith. As a church, let's avoid either extreme and follow the narrow way, that leads to life. I'll conclude with the words of the Apostle Paul said in Philippians 4:8,9 - Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure...think about such things." Credit where credit is due: Many thanks to a good friend of mine named Dick Alexander. In this note, I drew heavily from his ideas written in his March 21, 2006 edition of the Connection. Off we go together,
Matt Schantz Campus Minister | | |
| My grandparents stopped in this weekend on their way back to Tennessee from Minnesota. My grandma brought me an accordion. I'm really excited to mess around with it and learn some songs....I'll probably stay away from the polka though, and instead try to incorporate it into some rock songs to play along to. Could sound pretty cool. Oh, and to further my ongoing discussion with basically myself and the uncanny resemblance of the Red Baron to Tom Selleck, I suggest to Schwan's Consumer Brands, maker of the delectable Red Baron pizza, the following marketing strategy: Make limited edition Magnum P.I. pizzas. There couldn't be a more perfect merger: bringing together one of the country's leading frozen pizza brands with one of the country's greatest tv shows of the 1980's. The frozen pizza could be dressed in a collectible Hawaiian shirt and have a thick line of mustache hair right across it. The mustache hair would be fake of course, but would have to do justice to Tom Selleck/Red Baron's incredible trademark and look fairly authentic. And I guess it could even have ham and pineapple toppings to go with the theme. Mmmm mmmm. Never before has action-packed 80's sitcoms tasted so good. Bring home the Magnum P.I. | | |
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